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Viva l’Italia!

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GUESS WHICH SEXY, INTELLIGENT, INCREDIBLY LOVELY LADY IS GOING TO ITALY THIS UPCOMING JANUARY?!

 

 

THIS ONE MUTHATRUCKAAAAAAAH!

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Almost Ryan Gosling level of awesome. Also just look at him. He is a beautiful  beautiful human being.

 

We’re going for a month; to Rome, Florence, Venice and Milan! To study the history of Opera! Plus I got a 98/100 on my practical exam today. Super stoked. 

 

I did not see Brad Pitt, but I hung out with J and I only discussed it with him once. I told him Brad’s being a douche and he should feel free to tell him I said that. I clarified I don’t want to talk about it, just want to establish that he and I are friends. J said he’d pass it along. I think he might even embellish it for me as he’s good with words and he can blame it on me. He’s a good friend.

 

And somehow, I got roped into going down there for the weekend of Brad’s birthday. Not quite sure what happened. But yeah. Not by Brad, still haven’t heard from him. By somewhat J, A, and another friend I’ll call Vince. Vince is a mutual, massively out of town friend and I’d like to see my friend when he’s only an hour away instead of three or four hours away. Plus it’s totally cheaper for me so I can save my money to pay off my bills for textbooks/redecorate my wardrobe when I go to Italy. I know it’s a short post today, but I have a kind of date scheduled (?) tomorrow, so I’ll have that to spill about too,

May penguins hop like kangaroos because they are so excited to see your smiling faces,

Aurora

P.S. Brad’s a jackass. Everyone knows it. They don’t want to admit it because he’s their friend too. But he’s my kinda friend and I’ve got no problems telling anyone what’s what.

P.P.S. If you like my rants, please share my blog! I’m becoming quite the attention whore. Better to be an attention whore than an actual one though. Less STD/STIs.