Okay, I will admit that I’ve been in a bit of a funk lately. Mainly because everyone I know is moving on to some great life achievement (married, engaged, pregnant, internships across the country) and I… well, actually I had a big one myself that I neglected to mention (NOT ANY OF THOSE, DON’T FREAK OUT ON ME):
I am officially enrolled in my nursing school program! It starts next year. Super stoked. Already picked out my stethoscope and blood pressure cuff colors (First choice for Stethoscope is caribbean blue, second is purple. First for BP cuff is purple, second is hunter green). Now, I’m in the process of retracting the entire history of what nurse has poked me with needles when and where for what diseases. Oish. Plus they had to run a background check. Seriously guys, if I was a murderer, I’d be in jail. Do you think I’d be able to go to nursing school from jail? Not unless it was an online class, and NEWSFLASH it’s not. It’s nursing school. This shit is no joke. I have a checklist a bazillion miles long to do. Plus it’s midterm season and I have a to-do list in general that is long enough for me to hang myself from.
I’m sure I have some sort of funny story that will make you all laugh, but at the moment all I want is to be legal so I can go to a tropical beach and sit and relax with a three gallon jug of wine. Or vodka. Either or. Probably both.
Might end up being the story of my life.
On a side note, today I went and applied for governmental food aid. And got accepted in like 10 minutes. I know this isn’t the right choice for everyone, but I figure since I am going to be a contributing member of society, my taxes will more than even it out. So what did I do with my card? Went to Winco, bitches. Bitches love Winco.
It’s aaaaamazing and since we lack a different regularly priced grocery store (I’m looking at you Albertsons and Safeway) and ya’ll know I am a broke ass college student. Did you know that Udi’s even makes a pre-made GF pizzza? Nearly died of happiness.
Well, I’ll definitely have some crazy stories for you all tomorrow and if not then, some of my close friends are coming down this weekend for our school’s homecoming. Shit is going to get real.
Love,
Aurora
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